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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2006|07:50 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]

I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD.

Seriously. I was stuck under six feet of dirt for a couple of months. It was scary. And dark. I figured I was dead, since, after all, you don't bury living people, right?

So, then I got bored of being dead. So I rose from the dead... But then I realized I wasn't dead because I didn't crave brains! Undead love those brains, after all. ♥
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Valentinstag... ♥ [Feb. 14th, 2006|08:02 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |gigglygiggly]

Such a lovely holiday...

Everyone, I made you all something! It's in the freezer. I made a life-size chocolate human heart for each and every one of you!

The left ventricle is exceptionally good... ♥♥♥

But remember, it's really about love! of chocolate!

... Well... really, it's about illegally marrying couples who were forbidden to marry. I guess.
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Wah. [Feb. 6th, 2006|06:06 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |crankycranky]

Everything's crazy...

Why is it everything I ever learned in medical school is wrong? D:

So I went to the community college to try and pick up some new knowledge...
... still, nothing on guys getting pregnant.

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!

... *pout* ... It's not fair... why does everyone but me?... Not fair.
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What an amazing adventure! [Jan. 1st, 2006|07:12 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |embarrassedembarrassed]
[Current Music |Easy - Cowboy Mouth]

Forgive me~! I went out way back when to buy Christmas presents... and got involved in a plot against the US President's life. D:

By the time it was over he insisted I stay for the New Year. I would've said no, but he had guards. And one of them looked eeriely similar to this guy I met in prison.

But I've got your presents! So... so... you can forgive me, right?...

[ooc: Double yuu tee eff, man. Sorry. I'm back on focus, now. XD;; ]
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Why is everyone fighting?... Again, I mean. [Dec. 22nd, 2005|05:00 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |crankycranky]
[Current Music |Santa Baby - Marilyn Monroe]

Are we really such savages we can't be civil? I mean... Lyserg got shot! And died... I had to use a lot of energy to patch him up...! If you all shoot eachother I won't be able to fix you all! People will have to die! A-and, I'll have to choose who lives or dies, and I won't be able to choose, and in my indecision you'll ALL DIE!

... I don't want people to die... again...

...Well, I'm going to take a hundred-hour nap now! Although a hundred hour nap is more of a coma... I guess I'll take a coma, then! I have to get my energy back up...

... And work on Christmas shopping. Schweinere!
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Weihnachten~, Weihnachten~... [Dec. 14th, 2005|12:23 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |99 Red Balloons (DDR Mix) - Nena]

Weihnachten is coming up, isn't it! Isn't it kind of odd that us, with our paganistic shaman ways, are celebrating a Christian holiday? :DD Oh well! Any excuse for presents, I guess!
What does everyone want?... I can steal it, so price is no issue~! Only the best for my friends!

Oh, and... Ashiru? Nice to meet you! I'm sorry I haven't dropped by to say hello earlier! So... you and Ryu-sama are a couple? How adorable! I can get you a Weihnachten present, too! ♥

... Long absence? I haven't been absent for that long... And Vatti used to say I was always absent, at least in mind. :D
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Sigh... [Dec. 6th, 2005|03:53 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |crushedcrushed]

...My dummkopf son.

... Why... why can't I bring myself to care? This is my son, and one of my best friends... I should be an emotional trainwreck over this! I feel numb...

... I'm a terrible person, aren't I? I've known it all along, this is just the first thing to confirm it...

I think... I'm going to try and make some pancakes. Maybe that will make me feel better.
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Wow... [Nov. 26th, 2005|07:37 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
The police suddenly got really nice. Evidentally I'm free to go now. Something about a terrorist in Tokyo and stuff more important than me. :D

... So I'm back! Hopefully for good, now. ♥ Has everything been good while I've been out?

... Oh! Right! If you see a bone-doggy (Besides Franky) walking around, don't mind her! It's only Flopsy, brought back by occult magiks a... friend. I got for Franky. :DD
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... Well. [Nov. 6th, 2005|09:07 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |depresseddepressed]
[Current Music |Six Feet from the Edge - Creed]

I don't really know what to say. On one side there's my son, on the other there's Ren-chan, my friend.

... Maybe I just shouldn't pick a side. But I'd feel bad leaving this situation alone...

... ... ...

This... sucks. It's times like this I wish I hadn't locked my drugs away. What I wouldn't give to not feel right now.

Lyserg's moving, this whole thing has happened, Franky's missing, Eliza wants a baby, and... *sigh* I cut myself now, plzkthanx.
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The Day After~ [Nov. 1st, 2005|12:21 pm]
Johann Faust VIII
[Current Mood |sicksick]
[Current Music |I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow]

Well, I went out trick-or-treating! I was a ninja. :D

I got lots of good candy, but this one lady... she was all, like, 'Aren't you too old for trick-or-treating?' And she said it in a really mean tone. D= So... I stabbed her leg with a plastic kunai. She kinda started bleeding a lot, but my age was suddenly of no concern! I've discovered that stabbing legs gets you more candy... Not as much as stabbing jaws, but...

So yeah! CANDY! ♥♥♥♥ I got skittles, and Reese's, and a chocolate ear, and- and gumballs...!

... My tummy hurts now, though. Too much candy...! Eliza-baby? Ryu-sama? Hao-sama? Anyoooo~ne...? I need helll~p...
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